WUUT 01

Author: cgul(weeeeeeee)
Release date: unknown

This is the WEEKLY UPDATE.

* REH MRA server was recently cleaned out. If you have lost anything, please contact the Lost and Found department at the front desk to see if any of your equipment, or body parts have been found or turned in. You may be required to show identification to claim certain items.

* The UT Foundation for the ARTS (UT- FARTS) is sponsoring a painting competition next week. Compositions may be submitted in the following categories: "Newbie Art", "Impact crater creations", "Blood Spatter Specials", and "Abstract Body Part Art." Prizes will be awarded based on originality, creativity, and artistic impression. Submissions may be linked to the end of this article.

* It is almost Spring Break time again, and everyone knows what that means! It is the 45th annual food drive. Please don't donate body parts collected from UT servers, as they spoil to quickly and the children get a little freaked out.

* Finally, there was a siteing today of a formation of strange looking "cgul"s flying over the REH MRA server. I believe there were four of them and they were armed and dangerous. In the case of further sightings, they should be stopped and shot on the spot. Strange very strange....

That is all for this week.

Submissions for the WEEKLY UPDATE maybe sent somewhere.
* Disclaimer, most, if not all of this is a complete fabrication of a very strange mind.