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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:56 pm 

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This is the WEEKLY UPDATE vol. 5

* TOP STORY: SOMETHING LURKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOWERS: Cryptic reports have been coming in about some sort of create lurking around the bottom of the towers. Rockhard has been questioned about the creature which has been named "noobeater" by some, and he says get a life cgul.

* TOR2 scores: In the final championship match the score is currently tied at 9 apiece in the battle for supremecy. Our time travelling reportor has been covering the tournament in detail since it has started.

* The FOOD, AMMO n' BABY Supplies STORE: Dessloch's plans of the store are now available online. Please follow the link at the end of this WUUT to see the beautiful plans that dessloch come up with for the store.

* ARES and DESSLOCH -- A FALLING OUT: Ares is unhappy, quoted as saying, "Ares sad!...Ares like missy. Ares want brain to think for self. Ares not like Dessloch no more...." and more.

* BOTS IN TRAINING--THE INSIDE STORY: We got someone to talk from the inside for cheap. He said that it wasn't going to work. Our reporter got shot again!

* BOO TO SUE WUUt: bring it on! Boo boo bi doo to you to!


* WUUT is STILL looking to hire a reporter to do interviews with some of the top players so that the noobs can get to know what they are really like. If you are interested in this position please contact cgul. Yes it is good practice for you writing and comedy skills!! Please, we are still looking!

* Dessloch and Missy's "Food, Ammo n' Baby Supply" is looking for a short order cook, a dishwasher, and a diaper changer. Please attach your resumes to the end of this post, or send us some of the food that you have cooked!

UPDATES From LAST WEEK's Newsletter

* REH MRA Lost and Found would like to thank those that have returned the staff's belongings. There are a couple of items that haven't been returned, please, if you have any of these items, return them: 1. lacy garter belt, 2. "s3mi 4 pr3sid3nt" t-shirt, 3. leather thong, and 4. Mr. Killer's Real Picture.

* TOR2: FABS might not be able to cater tournament.


* This is a section that talks about actual real things that have been happening in the world that happened to catch my attention

* If you live in canada, be warned that the tax on recordable media is going up. Items like recordable cd, dvd-r, a rio mp3 player, etc... will all go up in price in the next while. Stock up. For more information read ... ode=thread

That is all for this week.

(back issues available for a small fee, very small, insignificantly small, so small you would barely even notice.)

Submissions for the WEEKLY UPDATE maybe sent somewhere.
*** Disclaimer, most, if not all of this is a complete fabrication of a very strange mind.

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