WUUT: Tactical Ops Edition #2This WUUT has been bought from the finest nano electric trees money can buy*
Regulator(aka [FC]Joe) Has been Kidnapped Once AgainThis time we got exclusive and live coverage from the captors. Apparently one of them was a sleeper we have at WUUT. Yes, It could be any one of the WUUT Staff. Sources tell us that this kidnapper Signed a non-aggression pact with the (noobeater and the noobbeater[2 long lost brothers, ask cgul for more info on them]). Apparently the noobeater was beaten and taken from the CIA. He is now safely locked up in the 3 tower on morpheus next to Spudman's Potato-Tamato Farming Company© in affiliation with REH Inc. The Demands Were And Eye For an Eye sort of deal. They said: "You either give us the noobbeater in the next 5min and some chold labor or else your reporter shall get it!

". A Local News Group Gave WUUT a picture of what the captors meant.

Unfourtunately, no one was able to help Joe. We were however able to send him a nice eyepatch.

In Other News:
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Zaphod Has been missing WUUT has searched long and hard, but where in the heck is Zaphy anyway? Leaked sources have mentioned that he was somewhere close to where regulator is. This has not yet been comfirmed fallisible nor concrete.
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TOST or Toast?
The Tactical Ops TOST system has been proven in TO as the ultimate cheater killer. recently however a few of our staff have been abused by this. Not considered as cheaters but they crash. the crash so hard infact it is reported that some of them are orbiting around phoboes moon. A loner by the name of AK-47Killa met the same fate. He was said to be a Psychotic fellow who often chanted "Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa" It has also been reported that he met another person with the same problem known as m-16Killa. This person sometimes uses the same Alias as AK-47Killa. Details to this roundevous remain classified. The only one that knows information on this is Cgul. How he gets the information is an enigma that REH Inc is still trying to figure out.

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UPDATE: [FC]Joe Has Been Rescued***

A commando of an unknown name jumped to regulator's rescue. This time there was no kidnapper left standing. Regulator did grow an afro for waiting that long. After the commando wasted the last kidnapper, he shocked em with a 19'200'001 volt shcok gun. the captor was burnt to a crisp but ran, or rather hopped to his own safty leaving behind 3 carrots. Reh's Scientists will anaylize this and the blood samples and try to track the kidnapper down. The hero that saved Joe left rather suddenly and said in a loud and angry voice,""DAMN! TOST, Now i have to reconnect".
As for any updates on Zaphod. Reh still doesnt now where he is. but they say hes been with gnomes that are made of a special type of crystal.
Semper Fi
Submissions for the WUUT: TacticalOps should be sent To a Seagull named Cgul Piegongul Esquire
*** Disclaimer: Most, if not all of this is a complete fabrication of very strange minds.
** Thanks this week to: the intern child labour at the ReH Servers,|nQ| server ,Tactical Ops,TOST,KD,Zaphod's hair, Psycho's hair, some American toast and a bit of Canadian and French toast, and also a can of spray soap!
* WUUT/WUUT: Tactical Ops appreciates the space alotted to it by Rockemhard and the people associated with Rockemhard Inc.