It is currently Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:07 pm

Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: WUUT-XP :: Vol. 03
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:07 am 

Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:46 pm
Posts: 96
WUUT-XP The X-treme Predjudice Edition
This WUUT-XP has been extruded especially for you from the finest buttholes found this side of the tower ( We aren't what side that really is but that is what it said on the fine print of the label that was attached to the paper that we got from the FABS store, with which we printed the original version of this WUUT to do some of the spell checking and such, then sucked it back into the computer and then posted on this fine electronic wasteland).

* The scoop on BettyBoop
Last edition we talked about how you could hire a BettyBoop[tm] bot to help you out. Well I have been using the BettyBoop[tm] bot model version 3.4 for 3 years now and well. I like it so much I bought the company.

We now offer BettyBoop[tm] models in a wide range of varieties now to help out with pretty much all that you can imagine. Well for some of you there are limits to your imagination that even BettyBoop[tm] can't stoop to. Bad mind, bad!

To order: Please call 555-1212 and have your Visa or Mastercard ready. If you order now you can get an additional BettyBoop[tm] bot for just $40 more!!! Plus $4000 shipping and handling! Call NOW!!!

(Editor's note: She now comes in 6 apple scented smells!!)

* What's New In UT?
Well if you notice in the title the question mark at the end. I have no fraggin clue what is new in UT these days. My only computer that was fast enough to play UT died over a year ago, and I haven't been able to convince my bankers to shell out cash to buy a respectable computer and play this mildly addictive game.

So basically (like I have always done) I will just make up crap and write it down and pretend that it is moderately amusing.

Once upon a time there was an.....nah this story sucks already. So there I was sitting on the top of tower two, looking down and the collection of Newbs roaming around, and taking some lovely little guided shots at them every once and a while and got board so I left. Ah Crap this story is boring as well. What fun do people have in the game anyway? Do people still like playing it? How was the get together tonight? Please let me know! I will report on it. Send me a private message if you dare.

I am going to try and get back into this slowly. I don't have my hopes up however......I still am machineless. Donations for a new computer for me, can be sent to me! I promise I won't aim well if you make a donation. I will just shoot over your head and mostly miss!


September 1st! Yayayay now that is real. Wooohoo.

But on a more serious note. Please help the people of New Orleans by visiting the site and making a donation.

Thank you.

Submissions for the WUUT-XP maybe shoved up your ...
*** Disclaimer: Most, if not all of this is a complete fabrication of very strange minds.
** Thanks this week to: the child labour at the new ReH Servers, and a can of spray ham!
* WUUT appreciates the space alotted to it by Rockemhard and the people associated with Rockemhard Inc.

 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:05 pm 

Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:46 am
Posts: 42
c ya mad man lol. up for sale again. so am i bettyboop2 lol. been here before lol hope the sales go well ya might get a great pc lol out of it hehheheh

 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:40 am 

Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:27 am
Posts: 94
Nice to see you starring in the WUUT again betty ;-0

 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:29 pm 

Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:40 am
Posts: 582
Location: You don't want to know

The Smiling Monsters clan

Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 5 hours

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group